Ett axplock:
* The Everton Day - when we all drink bitter
* The John Terry Day - when we sleep with each others wives and husbands
* The Wayne Rooney Day - when we sleep with each others grannies
* The Henrik Larsson Day - when we all eat IKEA meatballs and listen to Bob Marley
* The Ryan Babel Day - when we do absolutely nothing
* The Everton Day - when we all drink bitter
* The John Terry Day - when we sleep with each others wives and husbands
* The Wayne Rooney Day - when we sleep with each others grannies
* The Henrik Larsson Day - when we all eat IKEA meatballs and listen to Bob Marley
* The Ryan Babel Day - when we do absolutely nothing
